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Both of my grammas are going into hospice so that’s cool, 2018 is off to a bangin start.

emilkyy

They both died and so did my grampa all within a month of one another so that was wild and sad

2018 has truly been a roller coaster ride

Disappointed in myself for not chronicling my dating escapades on here what is wrong with me

I made a stealth Twitter account instead but it got boring

BUMBLE IS A DUMPSTER FIRE

I REPEAT

BUMBLE IS A DUMPSTER FIRE

I just had to swipe left on TWO dudes I know who have NO business being on dating apps!!!

THEY ARE IN RELATIONSHIPSSSSSS I QUIT MEN

BOOS LOUDLY
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#todayonthebus #portland #pdx #portlandoregon #oregon #trimet #transit #publictransportation #buslife #thebus #doooooont (at Portland, Oregon)

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I was very suddenly woken up by a party in an apartment below that had loud bass so I went downstairs to talk to my neighbor and after several minutes of knocking he FINALLY answered the door and I was like hey turn your music down, I can hear it.

And he was like wait where do you live?? And I was like

…….upstairs

And he said I thought Jonah lives upstairs???

And I said I don’t live DIRECTLY above you I live up and over and I’ve been knocking for several minutes!

AND THEN he was like sorry I thought I invited all the neighbors and then I yelled I DON’T CARE JUST BE QUIET!

And he stared at me and I whispered just be quiet and he whispered back okay and I whispered be quiet again and he whispered okay again so then I left and it was just really weird.

i miss my house

I haven’t been single since 2005 and I have this weird feeling that dating has changed a lot since then?

I could be wrong.

im scared

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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